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Here are 100 jokes for you:

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

6. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

8. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

9. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.

10. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

11. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

12. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

14. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

15. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

17. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.

18. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

19. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

20. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

21. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

22. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

23. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
24. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

25. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

26. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

27. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

28. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.

29. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

30. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

31. Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they are too transparent.

32. How does a tree access the internet? It logs in.

33. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

34. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.

35. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite.

36. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left.

37. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

38. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

39. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.

40. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

41. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

42. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

43. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

44. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

45. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

46. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.

47. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

48. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
49. Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

50. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.

51. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

52. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

53. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

54. How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.

55. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

56. How do you throw a space party? You planet.

57. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

58. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite.

59. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

60. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

61. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

62. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

63. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

64. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

65. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

66. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

67. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.

68. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

69. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

70. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

71. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

72. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

73. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

75. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

76. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

77. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

78. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

79. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.

80. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

81. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

82. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

83. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.

84. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

85. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

86. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

87. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

88. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

89. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

90. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

91. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

92. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

93. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

94. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.

95. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

96. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

97. Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they are too transparent.

98. How does a tree access the internet? It logs in.

100. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his
field.