Bunty Script
Bunty Script
Bunty: Call is tomorrow na? * Oh, it is today, is it? I forgot actually * I am yet to do the assignments but I have gone through it so I will finish within couple of
days. * I will join the call in 10-15 min because I have kept rice for cooking. Fine right? Ok.
Bunty: (Keeping legs on top) Kya yaar? They are telling so much about CMOS posting and all. The session has become very intense. Let me switch off the
video for some time. *
Shrooti get some onion na? Let me help you cut that. Also, get one coffee na. * (Until then watching reel and smiling)
(While eating going side to screen and again turning on video with putting hands on mouth and eating) * Chalo good, food also done, session also done.
(Calling Rekha)
Bunty: Hi Rekha, how are you? * I want to share some happy news with you which will blow your mind. I got my first enquiry today on my first post itself. * His
name is Pushpa and he is my college friend who is very close to me. Our bond is very special actually. I was surprised that in bootcamp they were telling this
that and all for posting, enquiry, conversations, etc etc but see I got the enquiry without doing any of those. Infact, if I tell him about the program he will be
the first one to enroll. * So, let me do one thing, I will call Pushpa explain him and will call you back. He is extremely fat so you just keep the payment link
ready for 12 months of program of 96000 rs. This will be the fastest order in RW. Ok? Alright I will call you in sometime Rekha.
(Bunty to Pushpa)
Bunty: (Little action of shoulder up and relaxing on chair) Hi Pusha, whats up bro? What are you doing? Aye, I called you because you liked my post on
weightloss sometime back. Aye, tell me are you still fat like you were in college or have you become fatterrr? * Don’t worry yaar, I’m there na, I will tell you
what to do before I enroll you in program. See you have to eat millets, walk 10k steps, drink smoothies you can enjoy cheat meal also. That’s it. So I will send
you the payment link and tell you what to do next. Ok Pusha?
(Hand on heart and enact heart attack scene until the music ends)
Clapping slowly -> Clapping slowly -> Clapping slowly-> Falling of the chair
Scene 5 (My first scene)
AT LAST: Narrator says Somehow Bunty finished Bootcamp (Bunty turns and show the action) and dance little.
Bunty & Buiblee doing together: (1) While raising hands I put my prop hand back and scratch. (2) scratch legs. (3) giving angry looking at bubliee and hitting
the ground.)
Scene 1
Bunty: Aye Pushpa, weight kam karega kya? (When he says no, show angry face and throw the phone)
(While the song plays Yeh Dosti I dance little bit and when the song says “Todenge 2 nd time” I say high to Rekha and “Dum magar” I turn towards others and
clap with them) *
(While narrator starts narrating about Bunty, Bunty does the action of selfie with friends and hugging) *
Rekha: How is the life going and how is PI club? How is business going and your 1000 pv goal?
Bunty: Life is going mast and see I made new friends in PI club, I will follow them on Insta. (When Rekha asks about business) – Nothing is happening Rekha.
See, I posted 3 posts last month but no likes or comments. Earlier when I used to post funny posts, so many people used to like my posts. But, I have 1 option.
(Do action and then song plays. Dance with Rekha and exit from stage)
(1) Coldplay – Arey yaar, I have my Wednesday meeting today. Today I can’t come. (Finally agrees and says, Ok I need to think what to tell my coach)
(2) IPL – (Finally agrees and says Ok yaar, I will not ask my coach again but I will attend IPL and my meeting at the same time. I will keep my video off
and manage somehow)
(3) Travelling – (Finally agrees and says I can’t ask again and again. You try to understand but this is last and final time. I will ask for recording of the
session)
(Show DAM chart 1 after other, sync with GIFs. Keep happy face as if I am proud of myself)
(1) Via Bus – I am at bus stop. My sister’s friend’s uncle’s daughter’s sister gave birth to a newborn. So I will be there and that weekend I can visit
nearby places also.
(2) Via Train – I am travelling by train. A person accepted my friend request recently on Facebook. His brother’s wedding is there, so I have to attend
that. In the meantime, I can ask him for weightloss also.
(Bunty fights at home) Food no taste, Keep upset, Delays the enquires & posting
(1) 20:20:4:2 – (Bunty is doing 20 conv and 20 connection and just waiting for order to drop in hand. Lack of conviction and belief. No huddling with
coach)
(2) 300 pv & Diwali – (Talking to self) What yaar, its already 25 th of the month only 300 pv is done with 1 order. Anyways, it’s festive time and year end –
who will need to be healthy at this time. People are travelling, eating sweets, etc. Anyways, only 5 days to finish, I don’t think 1000 will happen in 5
days. Let me start fresh next month. Next month I will finish 2000 pv
(3) Tough time with manager – Arey yaar, whenever I am about to leave office my manager Virusahastrabuddhi calls. What he would be expecting from
me? Uff no choice, let me talk to this VIRUS
Scene 5 (Bubliee’s scene only)
Bunty (Monologue)