Plays rick astley's never gonna give you up in ANSI art. Pipeing curl's output to bash or cmd.exe will play audio.

curl -sN http://rick.jachan.dev | bash

or

curl http://rick.jachan.dev

For *nix systems you need which, cat, and one of aplay, afplay, paplay, play.

curl.exe -sN http://rick.jachan.dev | cmd.exe

or

curl.exe -sN http://rick.jachan.dev