Adventure Time S01-1

Slumber Party Panic (Script) Lyrics

Title: Slumber Party Panic

[The episode begins in the Candy Kingdom, Jake is

playfully chasing Lady Rainicorn.]

Jake: Yeah, you think you're pretty way up there but

I can get you! [he stretches to be on Lady's level.]

*Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean*

[Finn and Princess Bubblegum are in a cemetery

with a table full of different chemicals.]

Princess Bubblegum: Alright. Let me just add three

more drops of explosive diarrhea.
[She adds the explosive diarrhea and a giant cloud
shaped like a skull puffs out. Not a good omen.]
Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Oooo...

Finn: Hey Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the

dead back to life, will it be filled with worms?

Princess Bubblegum: No. If my decorpsinator

serum works, all the dead Candy People will look as
young and healthy as you do.

[Finn does a "Tarzan-yell" while hitting his hands

against his chest.]

Princess Bubblegum: Pick up that platter, tough

guy.

[Finn picks up a serving platter and open the lid,

revealing a Candy Person corpse.]

Finn: Old Mr. Cream Puff?

Princess Bubblegum: [Giggles] We used to date.

[Applies the serum.]

[Mr. Cream Puff's corpse starts to glow and

overflow with the fizzing serum.]

Finn: Something's happening! Come on, come on...

Princess Bubblegum: Work.

[A zombie Mr. Cream Puff arises and moans.]

Finn: Algebraic!

Princess Bubblegum: Wait, something's wrong.

Zombie Mr. Cream Puff: Sugar! [Squirts serum out

of his eyes and mouth]

Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Ew!

[Zombie Mr. Cream Puff leaps into a giant test tube.

The test tube falls and infects the whole cemetery.
Zombie Candy People begin to arise from their
graves.]

Finn: Hey, look, the decorpsinator serum is working!

Princess Bubblegum: No, this is wrong. They're not

coming back to life--they're still dead! The
decorpsinator serum--it's incomplete! [she rubs the
head of a candy person that looks like a love heart.]

Zombie Love Heart: [lashing out at Princess

Bubblegum] Rah. Must eat sugar!

Finn: [Pushes him back down] You're grounded,

Mister.

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, this is really bad. They're

going to be attracted to the Candy Kingdom!

Finn: Why?

Princess Bubblegum: Because the Candy People

are made of sugar, ya ding dong!
Zombie Mr. Cream Puff: [On Princess Bubblegum]
Gimme some sugar, baby.
Finn: Chew on this! [Kicks him]

Princess Bubblegum: [Giggles] Good one, Finn.

Quickly, to the kingdom!

[They run out of the cemetery]

Finn: [Kicks another zombie] Get a life!

[Princess Bubblegum is at the top of her castle,

ringing a large bell]

Princess Bubblegum: All citizens of the Candy

Kingdom! Report to the palace, immediately!

[Candy People mumble in confusion and walk to the

palace]

Jake: Whoa!
[Jake and Lady go off to the palace. Princess
Bubblegum notices the zombies slowly leaving the
cemetery.]

Princess Bubblegum: [worried] Hurry, sweet

citizens.

Finn: Alright, you heard the princess, everyone in!

Alright, no pushing, come on!
Jake: Dude, what's up?

Finn: The princess will explain everything. Tree

Trunks, get those hot buns in here, girl.

Tree Trunks: [Carrying hot cross buns] Oh, I hope

it's not bad news.

[Princess Bubblegum and Finn close the door]

Finn: Did we get everyone?

Manfried: All present and accounted for.

Finn: Thanks, Manfried.

Manfried: You're welcome.

Princess Bubblegum: Citizens, we are assembled

here in the candy foyer for a momentous
announcement. Tonight we are all going to have... a
slumber party!

Finn: What?!

[Crowd cheers]

Finn: Wait! What about the zom--?! [Princess

Bubblegum covers his mouth]

Princess Bubblegum: Go ahead and start partying.

Finn: [Voice muffled] But, Princess, the Undead--

Princess Bubblegum: [Carries Finn to the lab] We'll
be right back, everyone.

Jake: Whooo!

[In the lab]

Princess Bubblegum: Finn, the Candy People can't

know about the zombies.

Finn: Wha?!

Princess Bubblegum: If they knew, they would flip

out.

Finn: What do you mean "flip out"?

Princess Bubblegum: I mean they would flip out.

[Scene changes to the cemetery; Starchy arrives

with a shovel.]
Starchy: Princess? It's me, Starchy the gravedigger.
I brought you a larger corpse shovel. Oh, Princess?
Well, I'll just wait for you here, then. By the
mausoleum. With my back turned. And my
defenses lowered.

[As Starchy does so, Candy Zombie comes out of

the mausoleum and goes up to Starchy, Starchy
starts to scream and gasp and then... KABOOM!!!
He explodes in a flash of light. Back at the castle.]

Finn: Candy People explode when they get

scared?!

Princess Bubblegum: Not telling the Candy People

about the zombies is so important that you need to
promise, Royal Promise, not to let anyone find out
about the zombies, ever.

Finn: Okay, sure.

Princess Bubblegum: No, Finn. You have to Royal
Promise.

Finn: Yes, [kneels] I Royal Promise.

Princess Bubblegum: Now I must cloister myself in

the lab and finish the equation to my decorpsinator
serum. You keep the candy folk distracted and
ignorant. Can you do that?

Finn: Yes, your highness.

Princess Bubblegum: Good. Don't tell anyone about

the zombies. Never ever. [She leaves]

Finn: No, wait. Can I at least tell [Jake enters] Jake?

Jake: Tell me about what, dude?

Finn: You know, about the outbreak of zom--

[Covers his mouth]
Jake: [Chuckles] Alright, what's going on?

Finn: Uhh, nothing at all, buddy! [Laughs awkwardly

and skips into the foyer]

Jake: Hey, dude. I think you and Bubblegum are up

to something.

Finn: [nervously] Ahha ah, what? No, no way.

Jake: Whoa, you guys are up to something. Is it

some sort of prank? Can I get in on it?

Finn: [To party-goers] Who wants to play "Truth or

Dare"?

Jake: Hmm...

Finn: Ok, Chocoberry, you may ask someone to tell

a deep truth or a saucy dare.
Chocoberry: Mr. Cupcake, truth or dare?
Mr. Cupcake: Dare.

Chocoberry: I dare you to take off your wrapper.

[Everyone goes "Oooh"]

Jake: [Shoulders Finn] Hey seriously, man. I'm your

bro. Bros are supposed to tell bros everything all
the time. What are you and Bubblegum up to? Is
everything alright?

Finn: Yep! Fine! Everything is great! Heh, heh.

[Crinkling sound] Except for that. Whoa.

[Mr. Cupcake has shed his wrapper]

Peppermint Butler: I didn't know he was chocolate.

Mr. Cupcake: Jake, truth or dare?

Jake: Truth.
Mr. Cupcake: Do you prefer chocolate or fudge?

Jake: I can't eat chocolate or fudge cause I'm a dog

and they'd probably kill me, but hmmmmm
probably... neither. Finn! Truth or dare?

Finn: Dare! Haha!

Jake: I dare you... to tell me the truth about what's

going on in your mind. What were you and
Bubblegum talking about when you were alone
together?

[Everybody goes "Oooh"]

Finn: [Nervously] Umm, ahh, the truth is, ahhh...

[Finn visualizes Princess Bubblegum's face on

Jake]

Hallucination of Princess Bubblegum: You promised

you wouldn't freakin' tell anyone! Oh, you're so cute,
Finn.

Finn: Ahhh... the truth is... that I'd rather play Dodge
Socks!

[Finn throws a sock a Jake, Princess Bubblegum's

face goes away]

Jake: I'm not playing dodge socks 'til you stop

dodging my questions. Hey... [Sniffs socks] Old Mr.
Cream Puff? Isn't he dead?

Finn: Hey, give me my sock back! Dodge Socks

was a bad idea!

Jake: Whoa. [angrily] Look dude, just tell me what's

up, cause you are crazier than a cannonball tonight.

[Finn looks out a window behind Jake and sees the

zombies coming]
Finn: [Thinking] Oh, my goodness! Princess hasn't
finished the equation and the zombies are here!

Finn: I, uh, she just want this slumber party to be

super fun, and if I did have something to tell you,
then I would in a second, and it would make my life
easier, unless there was something stopping me,
like a promise, but there isn't, so I won't, so it's cool.

[Zombie arises by the window behind Jake]

Zombie: Sugar!

[Finn shuts the shutters]

Jake: What? You lost me.

Finn: Umm... Hey, you know what time it is?

Jake: Adventure time?

Finn: No, time for Seven Minutes in Heaven! You're
first.

Jake: Really?

Finn: Lady Raincorn! In the closet with Jake!

*Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean*

Jake: Okay, okay, alright. [Closet door closes on

Jake and Lady] But in seven minutes, I'm gonna
come out and make you spill your beans, Finn.

Finn: I can't hear you all the way in heaven!

[Finn looks out a window, a horde of zombies

shouting "Sugar" comes and begins banging on
door]

Chet: Umm, does anyone else hear that?

Finn: What? Hear what? I, I don't hear anything.

[Candy People begin to murmur as they too hear

the banging.]

Chet: I hear something I don't understand... and it

makes me scared! [Begins to shake.]

Finn: What? No, Chet. Everybody, wait. What

noise? You mean this noise? [Turns on a radio and
party lights comes on.]

Chet: Oh. [Laughs]

Finn: Yeah! Dance it! Bust it up! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh!

[A zombie comes out of the main door, Finn rushes

to the door, grabbing a table]
Chocoberry: What is this game you are playing at
now, Finn?
[Finn barricades the door with the table]
Finn: Uhh, it's... Blockado. Haha, the game of
barricades. Come on, let's block all the entrances
and windows!

[Candy People cheer and begin blockading the

doors and windows before the zombies can come
in]

Finn: Alright, this is not a permanent solution. Think

Finn, how can you keep everyone from finding out?

Manfried: Find out about what, Finn?

Finn: Manfried, the talking piñata! Your convient

appearance gives me a great idea. Everyone, grab
a stick! New game! We're gonna smash some
piñatas!

Manfried: What?

Finn: Except for you, Manfried.

Manfried: Oh, thank goodness.

[Finn takes somes strips off of Taffy Girl]

Finn: Now everybody don these blindfolds.

[Whispering] Thanks, Taffy Girl.

[Finn runs into the middle of the blindfolded Candy

People swinging sticks]

Finn: Alright, everybody, get together. I'm hanging

the piñatas... [The zombies burst through the
barricades] They're all around you. Smash the
piñatas!

[Finn and the Candy People smash all the zombies]

Finn: Yeah! You guys are on fire!

[Chocoberry smashes a zombie, causing candy to

fall out. She kneels down and licks the candy.]
Chocoberry: Oh, it is so tasty.

[All the Candy Zombies are smashed and the

Candy People are eating their candy]

Finn: Yes! We did it! My improbable plan worked!

[Jake and Lady come out of the closet]

Jake: Whew!

*Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean*

Jake: Seven minutes up yet? [Grabs a jelly filled

doughnut and eats it, noticing the zombie corpses.]
Whoa! [Runs to Finn] What the nuts happened
here?!

Finn: Oh, we killed all the zombies that Princess

Bubblegum and I raised from the dead.
Jake: Really!?

[Time freezes, leaving only Finn moving in the

room.]

Finn: Jake? What's going on?

[Princess Bubblegum enters, unaffected by the

freezing.]

Princess Bubblegum: What? Huh? Oh, Finn! Did

you break your Royal Promise?

Finn: Yeah, but, I mean, all the zombies are dead.

The Candy People won't freak out. What's the big
deal?

Princess Bubblegum: This is really, really bad, Finn.

You can't break Royal Promises. Never, ever,
never. No matter what, forever.
[The room starts shaking]

Princess Bubblegum: The Guardians of the Royal

Promise are coming for us.

[A hand bursts through the ceiling and grabs Finn

and Princess Bubblegum and pulls them outside]

Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Whoa!

Guardian 1: Finn the Human. You have broken a

Royal Promise for which the penalty is trial by fire.

[Guardian 2 breathes fire]

Finn: That's stupid.

Princess Bubblegum: Wait! He's my friend! Isn't

there another option?!

Guardian 1: Yes. Because you care for the promise-

breaker, we will give him a less hot trial. You must
now answer...

Guardian 2: ...Math questions!

Finn: Mathematical!

Princess Bubblegum: Finn, you're terrible at math.

Finn: Awww.

Guardian 1: Now, solve this! [Puts Finn in front of

Guardian 2, who puts up a hologram of an overly
complicated math equation]

Finn: Uhh....

Guardian 2: Oh, wait, wait, I thought of a better one.

[Replaces the equation with one that says "2+2"]

Guardian 1: Yes! Two plus two. Solve it or die.

Finn: Uhh. Four, right?

[Guardians laugh]

Guardian 1: Oh, correct.

[Guardians heads explode and time rewinds, night

becomes day, Guardian 2's head comes back and
he talks backwards and goes back to sitting and
blowing bubbles around the Candy Kingdom.]

Finn: What's happening, Princess?

Princess Bubblegum: You've defeated the broken

royal promise! The Gumball Guardians are
resetting!

[Guardian 1 drops Finn and Princess Bubblegum,

who teleport back to Princess Bubblegum's lab]

Finn: Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at

math? I was all "Four!"

Princess Bubblegum: Four, four... Four, four, four...

That's it! The answer was so simple, I was too
smart to see it!

Finn: You're welcome!

Princess Bubblegum: '4' is the last figure I need to

perfect my decorpsinator serum.

[In the foyer, Princess Bubblegum pours the serum

on a zombie]

Revived Zombie: Golly!

[Finn and Princess Bubblegum pour the serum on

all the zombies]

Finn: Woohoo! Yeah!

Jake: This is messed up, but sweet.

*Lady Rainicorn says something in Korean*

[Finn and Princess Bubblegum revive more Candy

Zombies]

Candy Person 1: Uncle Chewy!

Candy Person 2: Grandma!

Ice Cream Lady: All of our dead relatives!

Jake: Starchy!

Starchy: Mornin'.

Jake: [Walks over to Finn] Man, you broke a Royal

Promise? You're nuts. All you had to do is say that
it was a royal secret. I know what's up. [Walks away
from Finn.]

Princess Bubblegum: I hope you grasp the full

consequences of breaking promises.

Finn: Heck yeah! If I break a Royal Promise, I get to

fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake
Gumball Guardians and... and...

Princess Bubblegum: Alright, alright.

Finn: [evilly] And reverse death itself!

Princess Bubblegum: Oh, you are adorable. But

keep your promises, okay?

Finn: I will, Princess.

[Finn notices Starchy gnawing on his leg and picks

him up]

Finn: Starchy, you're not a zombie.

Starchy: I can't help it. Flesh is delicious!

Finn: You're delicious!

Starchy: Don't squeeze me! I'll fart!

[Finn squeezes him, Starchy farts]