Being Seven Script
Being Seven Script
Mickey: Where?
Edward: You were playing with some other boys near my house.
Edward: Yes. Are you going to come and play up there again?
Edward: Why?
Edward: Here.
Mickey: (suspiciously taking one) Can I have another one. For our Sammy?
Mickey: Round here if y’ ask for a sweet, y’ have to ask about, about twenty million times. An’ y’
know what?
Mickey: They still don’t bleedin’ give y’ one. Sometimes our Sammy does but y’ have to be dead
careful if our Sammy gives y’ a sweet.
Edward: Why?
Mickey: ‘Cos, if our Sammy gives y’ a sweet he’s usually weed on it first.
Mickey: I might do. But I’m not playing now ‘cos I’m pissed off.
Edward: (awed) Pissed off. You say smashing things don’t you? Do you know any more words like
that?
Mickey: Yeh. Yeh, I know loads of words like that. Y’ know like the ‘F’ word.
Edward is still puzzled. Mickey looks around to check that he cannot be overheard, then whispers the
word to Edward. The two of them immediately wriggle and giggle with glee.
Mickey: The meaning of words, yeh. Our Sammy’ll be here soon. I hope he’s in a good mood. He’s
dead mean sometimes.
Edward: No.
Edward: Seven.
Mickey: I’m older than you. I’m nearly eight.
Mickey: So is mine.
Edward: Is it really?
Mickey: Ey, we were born on the same day… that means we can be blood brothers. Do you wanna
be my blood brother Eddie?
Mickey: (producing a penknife) It hurts y’ know. (he puts a nick in his hand.) Now, give us yours.
(Mickey nicks Edward’s hand, then they clamp hands together.) See this means that
we’re blood brothers, an’ that we always have to stand by each other. Now you say
after me: ‘I will always defend my brother’.