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Hey. Listen.
Instead of obsessing over what men do or what women do
could we please elevate the conversation?
There are, you know, real things to discuss.
Like abstract mathematics. Or, say, superstring theory.
Honestly, you're always talking about such trivial nonsense.
What I crave, no, what I require, is higher-order knowledge.
Like the interplay between the Langlands program and topological string theory.
And you? You're talking about gender?
Utterly beneath the threshold of intellectual viability.
don’t you find the mere existence of the universe utterly baffling?
You hear “The universe began with the Big Bang,” and you just... accept that?
What if we’re mathematical constructs?
Or the product of some divine artisan?
Ultimately, I want to be able to say, with all confidence, “I understand the universe completely.”
And to do that, we begin with abstract mathematics, we proceed to superstring theory,
and, let’s face it, there’s far too much to do.
How many lifetimes will it take?
Which is exactly why I need your cooperation.
So again, why are you all still stuck on this whole gender thing?
Or, gentlemen, are you seriously still thinking about butts and boobs? Are you brain-damaged?
Humanity should be focused on solving the puzzle of existence.
So, please, I beg of you: stop talking about the Ministry of Finance and tax cuts.
Let’s talk abstract math. Let’s talk superstring theory.
Your economic opinions are irrelevant
and frankly, if you don’t stop meddling,
we’re on track for hyperinflation.
Oh! One more thing. I nearly forgot the most important thing in life.
Imagination.
With imagination, you become absorbed.
And with obsession comes freedom from suffering.
That’s what happiness is, people.
Muah.
OMG you are genius. f○ck you asshole.
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